They couldn’t even give you a proper plate. Just a cheap ass cutting board.
Bismothe-the-Shade
Slop it up boys!
moishagolem
No.
sazerak_atlarge
Nope. First off, the pasta looks overcooked. Second … urgh.
nachosquid
Not guilty..
maxiderm
Pizza = good. Carbonara= good. Therefore, this must be good. No crime here. In fact, you should get an award.
Lepke2011
Disgusting! Where can I get a slice? Asking for a friend.
Head_Literature_1089
This better be at home otherwise you need to notify the local police department that a hate crime has been committed by a local business
scoyne15
If that’s what you call carbonara, I would love to you a brand new Lambo for very cheap. You might think it looks like a skateboard, but I assure you, it is a Lambo.
aveganrepairs

mittelegna
Eewwwwww yuck
Dripping_Gravy
🎶Sloppy toppy top like some butter🎵
Fangsong_37
I’d eat it. It wouldn’t be my first choice, but it would make my tummy happy.
MethanyJones
There’s a word you don’t see on menus much
Old_Barnacle7777
This is so wrong. I feel that you and the cooks that prepared this for you need to be sent to Naples to be judged and sentenced by the official pizza cops.
a87k
There isn’t a single ingredient in carbonara that appears to be in that carbonara
disabledinaz
That’s a visual crime, but probably deserves.a better redo.
Choice_Dig_4672
Stop.
rjrgjj
Nooooooo
H2O_is_not_wet
What’s disappointing is that the concept would actually be pretty amazing. If you had just a creamy sauce and the meat from carbonara, it would be delicious. It would basically be a creamy eggy sauce with bacon/pork bits. But don’t add the damn pasta with it lol.
Maxguid
There are two crimes there. 1 that’s not carbonara ( that thing is pale and I think it’s way overcooked) 2 WHY THE HELL YOU PUT PASTA ON PIZZA (INNER ITALIAN SCREAMING)
Genuine-Farticle
Yah that’s a crime alright. Just leave it to me. And I’ll make sure everybody gets their just desserts.
Vritrin
Combining a pasta crime with a pizza crime is impressive. I am pretty sure you are now on a watchlist that will prevent you from ever entering Italy.
toasterlunatic
It gets points for presentation, but that’s about it.
RigorousVigor
Straight to the guillotine with you
Dayreach
I’ll never understand this new fad of putting some sort of pasta on top of pizza. Just make a freaking Bolognese and pasta dish and get some bread sticks, it’s literally the same thing just in a more sensible configuration
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It doesn’t even look like carbonara, just pasta with some cream
that looks like the average 3am meal when you got leftovers
uuugh.

While that pizza is an abomination I’m more thrown by what I thought said OLD MOUTH CIDER
I’m a huge fan of poutine pizza and by extension, have made this before. I see no crime
Doble major offense, calling that a carbonara is worth a life sentence. Let’s not get started with using it as a pizza topping…
“sausage, pepperoni or carb noodles that don’t taste as good as anything else,
slop em up, boys
I see the vision
Pasta on pizza is actually awesome. So are ribs for your future pizza endeavours.
This made laugh so hard 😂 I’ve had carbonara parts on a pizza, but the noodles on the pizza is definitely criminal
This is what happens when you’re high
r/CarbonaraCrimes
https://preview.redd.it/6v4ytn748gxe1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dc7dd2501422a1b64ef4585867c9411bb3b124a
They couldn’t even give you a proper plate. Just a cheap ass cutting board.
Slop it up boys!
No.
Nope. First off, the pasta looks overcooked. Second … urgh.
Not guilty..
Pizza = good. Carbonara= good. Therefore, this must be good. No crime here. In fact, you should get an award.
Disgusting! Where can I get a slice? Asking for a friend.
This better be at home otherwise you need to notify the local police department that a hate crime has been committed by a local business
If that’s what you call carbonara, I would love to you a brand new Lambo for very cheap. You might think it looks like a skateboard, but I assure you, it is a Lambo.

Eewwwwww yuck
🎶Sloppy toppy top like some butter🎵
I’d eat it. It wouldn’t be my first choice, but it would make my tummy happy.
There’s a word you don’t see on menus much
This is so wrong. I feel that you and the cooks that prepared this for you need to be sent to Naples to be judged and sentenced by the official pizza cops.
There isn’t a single ingredient in carbonara that appears to be in that carbonara
That’s a visual crime, but probably deserves.a better redo.
Stop.
Nooooooo
What’s disappointing is that the concept would actually be pretty amazing. If you had just a creamy sauce and the meat from carbonara, it would be delicious. It would basically be a creamy eggy sauce with bacon/pork bits. But don’t add the damn pasta with it lol.
There are two crimes there. 1 that’s not carbonara ( that thing is pale and I think it’s way overcooked) 2 WHY THE HELL YOU PUT PASTA ON PIZZA (INNER ITALIAN SCREAMING)
Yah that’s a crime alright. Just leave it to me. And I’ll make sure everybody gets their just desserts.
Combining a pasta crime with a pizza crime is impressive. I am pretty sure you are now on a watchlist that will prevent you from ever entering Italy.
It gets points for presentation, but that’s about it.
Straight to the guillotine with you
I’ll never understand this new fad of putting some sort of pasta on top of pizza. Just make a freaking Bolognese and pasta dish and get some bread sticks, it’s literally the same thing just in a more sensible configuration
Looks fucking amazing